I Don't Like Spiders and Snakes - Jim Stafford
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I remember when Mary Lou said "You wanna walk me home from school"
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I said, "Yes, I 
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do"
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She said, "I don't have to go right home and I would kinda like to be alone some
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you would" I said, "Me, 
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too"
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And so we took a stroll, wound up down by the swimmin' hole
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she said, "Do what you want to 
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do"
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I got silly and I found a frog in the water by a hollow log
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shook it at her, I said "This frog's for 
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you"
	
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She said, I don't like spiders and snakes, 
	and that ain't what it takes to 
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love me. You fool, you 
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fool
	
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I don't like spiders and snakes,
	and that ain't what it takes to 
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love me, like I want to be loved by 
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you
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Well, I think of that girl from time to time. I call her up when I got a dime
I say, "He
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llo, baby" She says, "Ain't you 
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cool"
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I say, "Do you remember when and would you like to get together again"
She says, "I'll 
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see you after 
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school"
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I was shy and so for a while most of my love was touch and smile
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she said, "Come on over 
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here"
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I was nervous as you might guess still looking for somethin' to slip down her dress
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she said, "Let's make it perfectly 
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clear"