Put another log on the fire - Shel Silverstein

[C]Put another [G]log on the [C]fire
Cook me up some bacon and some [G]beans
And go out to the car and change the tire
Wash my socks and sew my old blue [C]jeans Come on baby you can …

[C]Fill my pipe and [G]then go fetch my [C]slippers
And boil me up another pot of [F]tea
Then put another log on the [C]fire babe
And come and tell me [G]why you're leaving [C]me

Now [C]don't I let you [G]wash the car on [C]Sunday
And don't I warn you when you're getting [G]fat
Ain't I gonna take you fishing with me someday
Well a man can't love a woman more than [C]that

And [C]ain't I always [G]nice to your kid [C]sister
Don't I take her driving every [F]night
So sit here at my feet cause I [C]like you when you're sweet
And you know it ain't [G]feminine to [C]fight